Do you know where the remains of Jimmy Hoffa are? If so the FBI wants to talk to you. Presently they are digging a field in suburban Detroit. This reminds me of the mobster Vinny who went to prison to serve a life sentence for murder. One day his elderly father wrote, “son, it has been hard without you around, I am getting older and I just can’t do the things I use to do, like the garden and planting the tomatoes without you around.” After Vinny read the letter, he asked the guards if he could call his father because he was afraid he would die and he just wanted to say goodbye. The phone was brought to his cell and of course the line was tapped. As they spoke Vinny started  sobbing uncontrollably, begging his Father for forgiveness for all the pain and shame he brought to the family name and for burying the bodies in his garden. With this information the police sent the investigation units with shovels and a backhoe, they spent thousands and came up empty, no bodies to be found. A week later Vinny receives a letter from his father, the reads, “son, thank you for taking care of his garden so he can plant his tomatoes. Now they search for Jimmy Hoffa possibly with the same result finding nothing and spending money like water. I wonder if the person that gave them the information owns the land they are digging up?

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